Long Dog Tales

Life, love and long noses.

The quirks, the care and the 3am screams. Real stories and useful guides from owners who've lost the sofa, the bed and most arguments to a sighthound. Pick a category or just have a wander. There's no wrong way in, and no one's keeping score. Except the hound.

A fawn sighthound lying upside down on a blanket, eyes closed and mouth open in a grin

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The Greyhound Scream of Death

A caught claw, a damp leaf and suddenly your house sounds like a horror film. Nobody's dying. Here's why sighthounds are so dramatic, and how to tell theatre from a real injury.

BehaviourReader favourite12 February 2026 · 5 min read

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T is for Training
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T is for Training

Sighthounds aren't stubborn. They're independent, and they want a very good reason. Here's what actually works, why sit is optional and why rabbits always win.

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S is for Socialising
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S is for Socialising

Some sighthounds want to meet everyone. Most would rather watch from a safe distance, thank you. Here's how to widen their world gently, without rushing.

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Q is for Quirks
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Q is for Quirks

Teeth chattering, sock hoarding and deep suspicion of drain covers. If your sighthound does something baffling, they're not broken. Here's our field guide to the weird and wonderful.

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O is for Off Lead
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O is for Off Lead

Can you let a sighthound off lead? Maybe. Prey drive can switch recall off in a heartbeat, and Irish law has views. Here's how to test it safely.

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K is for Kindness
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K is for Kindness

Sighthounds don't do stern voices. Try one and you'll get a look of withering disappointment. Here's why patience wins, and why it's worth every slow minute.

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G is for Guilt
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G is for Guilt

You left the room for twelve seconds and got a look like you'd emigrated. Here's how to tell theatre from real distress, and how to build alone time.

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G is for Goofball
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G is for Goofball

Elegant for about six seconds a day. The rest of the time they're falling off sofas and sleeping upside down. Here's our love letter to the goofball side.

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C is for Cats
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C is for Cats

Some sighthounds share a sofa with a cat for years, ignoring each other with great dignity. Others never can. Here's how we handle careful introductions.

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A is for Anatomy
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A is for Anatomy

Deep chest, no waist, legs for days and a tail like a bullwhip. Here's how that remarkable body works, and why it explains the coats and rugs.

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