Long Dog Tales
Life, love and long noses.
The quirks, the care and the 3am screams. Real stories and useful guides from owners who've lost the sofa, the bed and most arguments to a sighthound. Pick a category or just have a wander. There's no wrong way in, and no one's keeping score. Except the hound.
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The Greyhound Scream of Death
A caught claw, a damp leaf and suddenly your house sounds like a horror film. Nobody's dying. Here's why sighthounds are so dramatic, and how to tell theatre from a real injury.
BehaviourReader favourite12 February 2026 · 5 min read
The Greyhound Scream of Death
You've watched the videos. You think you're ready. You're not. Here's why greyhounds scream like the world's ending over a caught nail, and when to worry.
T is for Training
Sighthounds aren't stubborn. They're independent, and they want a very good reason. Here's what actually works, why sit is optional and why rabbits always win.
S is for Socialising
Some sighthounds want to meet everyone. Most would rather watch from a safe distance, thank you. Here's how to widen their world gently, without rushing.
Q is for Quirks
Teeth chattering, sock hoarding and deep suspicion of drain covers. If your sighthound does something baffling, they're not broken. Here's our field guide to the weird and wonderful.
P is for Prey Drive
One minute a sofa-shaped puddle, the next a heat-seeking missile with ears. Here's why sighthounds chase, and how we manage it on walks and at home.
O is for Off Lead
Can you let a sighthound off lead? Maybe. Prey drive can switch recall off in a heartbeat, and Irish law has views. Here's how to test it safely.
10 Things Your Sighthound Wishes You Knew
We handed the keyboard to the hound and they had notes. Here's what your sighthound would tell you, if they could stop sighing long enough to type.
K is for Kindness
Sighthounds don't do stern voices. Try one and you'll get a look of withering disappointment. Here's why patience wins, and why it's worth every slow minute.
G is for Guilt
You left the room for twelve seconds and got a look like you'd emigrated. Here's how to tell theatre from real distress, and how to build alone time.
G is for Goofball
Elegant for about six seconds a day. The rest of the time they're falling off sofas and sleeping upside down. Here's our love letter to the goofball side.
C is for Cats
Some sighthounds share a sofa with a cat for years, ignoring each other with great dignity. Others never can. Here's how we handle careful introductions.
A is for Anatomy
Deep chest, no waist, legs for days and a tail like a bullwhip. Here's how that remarkable body works, and why it explains the coats and rugs.
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